Automatic Freestyle

A snippet from work talking about pet names;
Sophie: "But it's a girl dog."
Marc being silly and continuing the trend of boy names; "Call it Colin." xD
Sophie: “I had a rat called Colin and that was a girl.”

Ven to Fish; "Do you know who else had Yahoo Mail? Hitler!"

Fish now has an iCookies email address.

Hen (of the Amecon crew) listening to me do some of my odd whistling; “Marc, you whistle like a dream.”

Henna (my Finnish friend), upon hearing me talk about the UK school systems;
“And I'm not just being silly, it's actually marketing technique. Oh and wow I just wrote down something completely pointless! Awesome! after "silly" I was supposed to say it's an interesting thing really.”

Taken from the recent MSN chat logs on MAI-2.

Jonny having PSP-related hyperlink problems; "Links don't work for me. In fact, if I were Hyrule, I'd be fucked."

Aaron talking of epic quotes he's come out with before; "Yeah, he asked if it was alright if he kissed me...I said it was fine, as long as I didn't have to move from my comfy spot"

Tho kinda stolen from an advert, this happened today with great timing;

Phil; "Full moon."
Sophie; "Half moon."
me; "Total eclipse."

Oh yes, someone bought in and started handing out Jaffa cakes. Nom, nom!

ICT tutor: But it didn't look like anyone else's so I assumed you'd made a mistake.

Me: I used open office. It seems the standard margins are set wider than on word.

ICT tutor: Ah, but I couldn't possibly have known you used open office just by looking at your work.

Me: But on the explanation sheet I explained that I'd used open office. It says so right here.

ICT tutor: Ah, but I didn't read that, I just saw that you'd done it and ticked the bottom.

My ICT tutor, ladies and gentlemen. Lets all bow down to his great stupidity. This guy gets paid to teach, you know...not sure how. He also kept telling me to shade some text, and when I added a background colour to the text, he said it was wrong. Turns out what he actually wanted me to do was change the text colour.

Tutor: See, it's shaded now.

Me: No, it's grey.

Fish, while brandishing a steak knife:
"I wouldn't kill you. I'd give you a fork and say 'get busy'."

Me and then Sam several times through our last meet, after talking about a scene in Naruto between Naruto and Itachi;
"EAT A CROW!"

Yesterday, me, referring to the birthday present for her little daughter; “Did you get the goldfish then?”
Boss-lady; “Two. Maya has called hers Miley after Hannah Montana and Erin called hers Fifi Pink. Yes it has two names because she couldn’t get a pink one… and you can’t just call it Fifi or she’ll correct you.”

And a little later, she quoted Erin when asked if she dreamt about her fish; “Yes, but it’s not my job to dream about Miley because that’s Maya’s.”

"I remember when I was younger, I had big balls...and I loved them."

My mum, talking about a necklace, thank goodness!

Office lady about her young son’s beliefs; “There’s a tooth fairy, but there’s no God.”